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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will neverĀ receiveĀ a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

patrickstumpier:

everyone has those lyrics that they want to tattoo on their soul.

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on